Hello! Hi! I'm not abandoning you, promise. Just been a little busy; even more than the usual. But I'm back in blog action, and will be back soon to tell you about How I Spent My Summer Vacation (including chapters on "What Happened With The Trial" and "How I Found My Long Lost Gay." But first! A quick tip for those of you looking for a fun diversion for Labor Day:
All you need are some willing friends and a box of these:
And then: Have some dinner, some drinks, what have you. Then, when you're sitting around chatting, bust out the box of jelly bellys. Encourage people to sample such flavors as sardine, worm, and earwax. Enjoy their facial expressions as they taste them. Especially your brother's face as he tries rotten egg. Oh, and one rule: no looky-lous. If you're watching, you eat at least one. I personally ingested (enjoyed would be a stretch) "vomit" and "dirt." Ooh la la!
Happy Labor Day, everyone!
