Friday Flotsam XV

Very sporting of you all to not point out my erroneous "XIV" last week.  Or maybe your Roman Numeraling Skills are just as crappy as mine.  Which puts just that much more pressure on me to get it together and be a Shining Example unto you. So this week I think I got it right.

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Is there anything funnier than when somebody pronounces "annals" as "anals"?  I mean, that's gotta go down in the anals of history as one of the funniest things ever.

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I decided my legal arguments would have increased oomph if I used more-contemporaneous analogies in my briefs.  "Plaintiff's exorbitant request for  damages is as laughable as Criss Angel's accent."  "Plaintiff's reliance on the Lindaugh case is misplaced.  Lindaugh has as much relevance to the instant case as does Winona Ryder to any casting decision since A Scanner Darkly."  And so forth.

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Apologies to Winona Ryder for the cheap shot.  That was mean.  Also I just IMDb'd her and I see she will be in the new Star Trek movie.  Plaintiff wins!  Also I made up the word "Lindaugh" by just type type typing away.  Don't go cite-checking it for God's sake.

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This weekend, the Magnum is going down. 

Or, as Eia put it, "Let's P.I. that bitch."  Took me a bit to figure out the reference.

   

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[Dan]

Maggie approves of Magnum P.I.