Friday Flotsam XXIII
If you wait until June 18 to buy a graduation card, be prepared for slim pickings.
Whatever. I'm sure that the check inside generated much leeway re the graduatin' bullfrog.
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Some flavors I detest: jack daniels, chocolate and orange, chocolate and raspberry, brazil nuts, campari (known in some circles as "ass and radishes")
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We had dinner with the glamorous lesbians this week, and they disavowed any responsibility for the Mysterious Peach Ben&Jerry's. This inscrutable riddle is especially amusing to me because Dave cavalierly helped himself to some of the pedigree-less ice cream.
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Matt and Melati are coming to visit this weekend to help us get our solstice on, and they're bringing their two fine hounds with them. Ginger has been looking forward to receiving her gentleman callers for weeks. For the same period of time, Melati and I have enjoyed making increasingly bawdy dog-sex jokes. Dave says I crossed the line with "Ginger's getting fitted for her diaphragm today" but they didn't cancel their visit, so I say no harm, no foul. The agenda includes many productive funsies, liberally sprinkled with ice cold sparkling rose. And, unless Melati steps up and follows her own labor-intensive advice to go homemade, we'll be buzzing Mitsuwa for some Japanesey mango sorbets.
Ass and Radishes. Great punk band album name.
Posted by: Chris Cactus | June 20, 2008 at 10:31 AM
I would be positively thrilled to receive a check right now, regardless of what it is encased in. You know, just in case you have any spares laying about the place!
Posted by: Wickedly Scarlett | June 21, 2008 at 04:15 PM
Must have been some check :)
Posted by: Stiletto Lawyer | June 21, 2008 at 07:37 PM
Great blog! I got hungry reading the latest entry!!! I think I need to run to the market and meet with Ben&Jerry!
Posted by: Michele | June 23, 2008 at 02:06 PM