Steal This Idea
We had some friends to dinner a couple weeks ago, and they brought what is quite possibly the best hostess gift ever:
Breakfast for the morning after, Featuring BATTER BLASTER, the pre-fab, pressurized pancake/waffle batter. Pancakes aren't just for weekends anymore!
It's actually really tasty. Super easy. And organic. WOO!
And after some inspection its not that bad for you...almost 0 fat and only 110 calories or so per quarter cup of batter.
Posted by: Dan | June 08, 2008 at 08:59 PM
My client thanks you for the plug. Check's in the mail. :) One of the perks around here is free Batter Blaster on a fairly regular basis.
Posted by: 7thStreet | June 09, 2008 at 10:06 AM
BATTER BLASTER?? Pressurized waffles and/or pancakes?? That sounds so bizarre and awesome in the same breath. Where can I get me some of that? Did you take pictures of it in use?
Posted by: lori | June 09, 2008 at 05:52 PM
That could be the single best invention ever. Or, well, in the last couple years. I smell Nobel.
Posted by: Chris | June 10, 2008 at 05:25 AM
I would love to see a television commercial for this product that contains the following elements:
-a sanitized, Fresh Prince-style hip-hop soundtrack with lots of "whickity-whickity-whack" turntable scratching
-a suburban housewife making exaggerated hip-hop hand gestures while wearing a sideways baseball cap
-her impressed kids saying, "Mom, you're tha BOMB!" when the Batter Blaster pancakes are served
-a rapping granny wearing a Flavor Flav clock who busts out something like "Gitcha Batta Blasta, gitcha pancakes fasta, you a breakfast masta, PEACE!!
Posted by: Mr Bell Tower | June 10, 2008 at 09:07 AM
Hi, remember me?
I'm tired.
Batter blaster is what happens to me in the bathroom after I've stupidly ordered the pancakes at Coco's after a hard night of drinking.
Posted by: melati | June 10, 2008 at 12:52 PM
That is absolutely amazing. I must get my hands on some Batter Blaster immediately!
Posted by: Wickedly Scarlett | June 11, 2008 at 06:51 PM
UUUH! (That's the sound of me gasping with surprised delight.) Batter Blaster! Must find some!
Posted by: Fraulein N | June 13, 2008 at 01:30 PM