Yeah, you know, it's all work for the Urban family these days. I got nothing 'cept the little scraps I jotted on down during the long days/nights at my desk. So don't expect much.
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The plaintiff in one of my cases (we're defense side) is totally fucked in the head, so some of what I was doing this week was wading through her psych records. It was pretty voyeuristically delightful, as far as billable work goes. The records included an overnight sleep study, broken down by number of minutes in the different phases of sleep for each cycle. I want an overnight sleep study.
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You will recall my long lost gay, who now works in IT up in the San Francisco office. He called me the other day to ask if I could try an application he had just loaded. When he emailed me the application, he giggled, because apparently he can just type "DULL" into the To: line in his Outlook and my name pops up. Because my name is Denise Ullman. Just kidding, it's not. But the analogy pretty much holds up with my real name applied to the first initial/last name email addreconvention.
Ok, so I wasn't too pleased to be Codename:DULL and accordingly I harrumphed at Clintie. "Don't feel bad," he said. "We have another woman up here in SF named Patti Lopez, and for her I type PLOP."
"Yes, that's worse." I agreed.
"Absolutely." Said Clint. "Oh, and then there's our client, Tiffany Watkins."
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And now it's Friday and I don't think I have to work too much this weekend and I get to have a hot date with my mom on Saturday while Dave is out with a bunch of dudes for a bachelor party. Aw, jeah!
Sounds like that could be a fun week at work. Mildly disturbing but fun.
Posted by: Chris | July 25, 2008 at 06:35 AM
I went to school with Sam Lutz. That has never failed to amuse me. Nor has C.Weir... Ah! Fun times!
Posted by: b32 | July 25, 2008 at 09:28 AM
HAHAHA!! TWAT! That's great. God how immature am I that this makes me laugh my ass off!
Yay to immaturity! It's fun!
Posted by: Word Perv | July 25, 2008 at 11:24 AM
There's a weather man here in Phx who's name is Kevin Hunt, no lie.
you can email him at khunt@azcentral.com
Posted by: melati | July 25, 2008 at 12:18 PM