So when your teams are are Bejing-bound? And you wanna Triple XXX throw down? Dial 1-800-Vaguely Urb, and kick them nasty thoughts.
Really what goes together better than Olympics and porn?
Sadly, I have not much of porn to report, being a respectable married lady and all. Ummmm.. Dave and I got a new bed and christened it? Married sex! WOOOOO!
OH! I know! I got a shot of a bunch of asses from Dave's 30th birthday in Vegas, with hand silk-screened XXX undie favors in effect:
Not very Olympicky, I know. But very XXXy.
In the end (see what I did there?), probably the best interface of Olympics and Porn is a little story Tasterspoon told me during the Athens Olympics. Apparently the good organizers of Athens had thoughfully placed BARRELS of condoms around the Olympic Village for the athletes to deploy when they were unable to resist the allure of so many competition-ready bodies. Like so many holy water fonts. Except not very Catholic at all.
The 'Spoon told me that the barrels were empty by the end of the first week. Apparently the swimmers were constantly up in each others' business.
Actually, since they were wearing condoms, I don't think those little swimmers made it very far at all!
Ba-dum-dum!
Posted by: b32 | August 08, 2008 at 09:22 AM
I wonder if there was a big difference in the amount of sex the athletes THOUGHT they would have (the number of condoms taken) and the amount of sex they ACTUALLY had (the number of condoms used). Much like the medicine cabinet on my hall freshman year of college -- always out of condoms, but there wasn't that much knocking boots going on.
Posted by: Dave | August 08, 2008 at 11:48 AM
I think you stumbled on a brilliant idea - porn olympics. I'm not sure what they'd entail but they'd be awesome to watch, I'm sure.
Posted by: Chris | August 12, 2008 at 05:31 PM